Potty mouth. I know, I'm sorry. I'm triggered. I sit here in my house, children buzzing all around needing anything from a drink of water to banana peeled to a double check butt wiping, only to log onto social media to see some of YOU posting family pictures. It's...

You may or may not know what the horn is. Few do. I’m not certain it’s a thing aside from my house, appearing two to three times a year, all prior to the graduation from pampers to underoos, sometimes but rarely reappearing.